e four star hotel to grab some eats so without further ado:...
FIRST IMPRESSIONS:
So after a million year drive from Dederang we reached the hotel it seemed mildly full as fire is mildly hot we were sat in a nice little courtyard awaited our waiter
Menu impressions:
and waited.....
Service:
and wait...
Waiter:hello
me:oh Hai waiter
waiter:What would you like
Everyone orders their food
I'd like a cs&c paella please
waiter: a what?
a chicken , seafood and chorizo paella
waiter:ok
TIME PASSES
waiter i'm sorry we've only got one serve of paella left one of you will have to give up yours.
Me being the smart kind and dashing person i am give up the paella for my grandma.
Me:my ego is well proportioned thank you very much.
Meal:
Why was this seafood basket on the specials menu if its so average? oh well.
Our hero manages to omnomnom down to
his buried potato treasure:the chips!
alright now to finally... WAIT A SECOND!
*Flashback*
so i cant have any paella ill have the STARS
seafood platter It comes with chips! and free tartar sauce... tartar sauce....tartar sauce
Back to the present then
*ahem* waiter you have forgotten my tartar sauce whence shall i receive some?
Waiter oh i'll ask the chef about your tartar sauce .
Me: she's totally never coming back
Dessert:
I never knew BLUE was a flavor of ice cream...
Verdict:
the food was mediocre the service took NINE YEARS and they totally forgot my tartar sauce
so all in all freaking all
*ahem* i mean all in all
Four star hotel recieves: 4/TARTAR SAUCE TARTAR SAUCE TARTAR SAUCE TARTAR SAUCE.
